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Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
DSDFJSKDHFASDFKJASDHF LOOK AT IT
IT’S LIKE A CAT
HERE I’M IN YOUR LAP LOVE ME
You precious creature I want one but I’d feel bad not letting it fly free ;A;
Barn owls are my favorite animals fff ;w;
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Coke, cum, naked.
…
Enigma
Maniac
Malice
…:3c
Naked rage maniac?
The Hulk?Secret Man Dream
There are so many ways I could take that but ok.
Dread Scum Hate
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME? :C
/cry
(Source: yuppipuppy)
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Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!
RULES
- You do NOT have to follow me
- Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)- I will ship anywhere world wide
- Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
- Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST
- The winner will be picked with a random number generator
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oh my fuck
someone should just give him the song
but that would be too easy
nah it’s funnier this way
(Source: juan-two-three-flick)
this has happened to me so many times
but sometimes it makes me think people are rapists
(Source: most-awkward-moments)